Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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