fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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