Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you inspire me to be a worse person
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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