your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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