I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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