That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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