Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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