OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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