Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
How external is "for external use only"?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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