plz talk dirty to me
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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