What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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