If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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