how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
