i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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