Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
