Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
God, I missed his penis.
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