listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
you never un-have a 4some
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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