oh god the rape fog is back!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
