Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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