dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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