the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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