Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
