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(732): View more from New Jersey

there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?

(720): View more from Colorado

Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.

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(347): View more from New York

I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?

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(607): View more from New York

Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.

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(718): View more from New York

Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”

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