well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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