He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's blow job season.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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