So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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