doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
tonight lets celebrate not being married
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Randomize
