I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
50% drunk capacity currently
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
