She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
