I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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