Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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