When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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