I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
