This dress was meant to end up on your floor
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I need to calm my uterus...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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