Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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