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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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  Please tell me how you discovered this.

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  I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess

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• (925): View more from California

  tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(

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• (310): View more from California

  Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu

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• (585): View more from New York

  i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.

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• (315): View more from New York

  There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason

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