He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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