the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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