Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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