Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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