she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
should my penis look like a turkey
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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