he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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