why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
