Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Is Oprah even human
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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