A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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