Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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