normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
