I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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