I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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