I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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